Letter To Gossipers
We do understand that your life depends on gossiping.
For this reason, we don’t mind you doing it to stay alive.
Make no mistake in thinking that your time is not valuable to us.
BTW, we feel honored to be the top story in all that you do.
Hey; people at the top get talked about all the time :-).
Though we cannot pay you for your time, we sure do hope that
the joy you experience when spreading those convoluted rhetoric about others compensates you well.
Please take pride in your gossips; it’s your job you know.
Be confident about it and please don’t be ashamed to own up to all of your gossips because your gossips are literally your intellectual property.
Honestly, you’re building a resume for yourself here.
Believe it or not, you got a great potential at securing a high paying job with well-known tabloids such as: TMZ, People Magazine, The National Inquirer, Now Magazine, US Weekly, and many more.
Please; we need our stories told as well.
With your undeniable expertise in fabricating interesting stories, there is no doubt that you will make us famous in no time.
After you make us famous, you can leave it to us to set the record straight and of course, after we award your hard work with loads of gratitude.
It’s time you get out of the comfort of your little corners and your phones, and take your career as a gossiper to the next level.
We are counting on you.
Stay blessed and anointed gossipers.
With much love
The Goofy Post