25 Reasons Why Everybody’s Fake

  1. If you’re wearing dentures, you’re fake!

  2. If you’re wearing butt pads, you’re fake!

  3. If you’re taking Viagra, your PHD is fake!

  4. If you’re wearing make-up; male or female, you’re fake!

  5. If you have any kind of implants, you’re fake!

  6. If you’re wearing body shaper, you’re fake!

  7. If you’re wearing heels and looking all tall, you’re fake!

  8. If you’re wearing jewelries to look all pretty, you’re fake!

  9. If you’re taking pills to lose weight, you’re fake!

  10. If you take pictures and edit them, you’re fake as hell!

  11. If you’re wearing nails, you’re fake!

  12. If you speak multiple languages, you’re fake!

  13. If you’re a woman dressing like a man, you’re fake!

  14. If you’re a man dressing like a woman, you’re fake!

  15. If you’re wearing eyelashes, you’re fake!

  16. If you were born in one country and got naturalized in another country, you’re fake!

  17. If you take pills to grow your hair, you’re fake!

  18. If you’re using a special cream to make your skin lighter, you’re faker than Nikki Minaj’s butt!

  19. If you’re walking around with counterfeit material things, you’re fake!

  20. If you’re living on welfare making money under the table, you’re fake!

  21. If you’re sleeping with you friend or family’s significant other, OMG YOU ARE FAKE!

  22. If you take laxative to poop, you’re fake!

  23. If you started a church to get rich, you’re fake!

  24. If you’re wearing contacts to change your eye color, you’re fake!

  25. If you say there is no God, you’re a big fake fool!

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